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  • Beautifully crafted out of fake gold
  • Looks huge when held in tiny hands
  • May help to reduce Trump-induced trauma
  • Boasts a fake value of $12 billion 
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Comes with this protective capsule

Certificate of Authenticity

A roll of genuine “Trump Dump” toilet paper - to wipe away your stress!

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“Reminds me that Trump will soon be gone."

"One gentle caress of my Deplorable Coin and my blood pressure drops right 

back down.”

"Trump, you can kiss my round b**** a**. But this....

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